So, you want to live in a castle?

Well, now you can! With this easy guide to seducing Danish royalty and current castle owners into falling in love and inviting you to share their home with them.

1. Become an excellent safari hunter or at the very least- show interest in hunting. You should be able to "ooo" and "ahh" at their hunting "trophies" or be able to bring home a boar, bear, or moose of your own!
2. Know how to open a barrel of mead to prepare for a dinner party or after a long day of the previously mentioned safari hunting. Nothing will impress your new royal hubby more than a goblet of mead already poured upon their arrival home.
   
3. Be passionate about chandeliers. Expect to see one in almost every room of your new castle home. Bonus points if you can bring one as a gift from Venice.
4. Know how to use a cannon in case of emergency. Small cannons will probably be lining the perimeter of your castle and your skills would surely amaze and further seduce any castle owner into wanting you to be a part of their castle life.
   
5. Look good in painted portraits or even better- have a massive portrait painted of you ready to be hung on a wall. And don't worry, if you're having a bad hair day, its alright! Painters always made people look better in their portraits.

That's all easy enough, right? Good luck on all of your royally seductive adventures!