Fun lesbian jokes!

Summer is coming to a close. Yay no more working. Boo school work. Yay G House. Boo leaving Vermont. Lots of stuff to feel, but the cure to any possible sadness? Some lesbian jokes. Duh. I'll even rate them for you in the order that I feel is worst to best.

5) All lesbians eat at the Y!


4) Q: How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Five. One to change it, two to organise the potluck, one to write a folk song about the empowering experience and one to set up the support group.

3)Q: What kind of humour do lesbians like?
A: Tongue in cheek.

2) Q: What do you call a lesbian with long fingernails?
A: Single.

HA


1) One day, a butchie came home and was greeted by her wife dressed in a very sexy nightie. "Tie me up," she purred, "And you can do anything you want."

So she tied her up and went fishing. BADOOM CHAH!

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