New Segment: Douchey Thought of the Day

Hello readers!

I know my blog is rarely douchey enough for you all-- ha? So, I'm going to up the ante and add a new segment: Douchey Thought of the Day! Here I will put out a certain thought or idea that comes to mind that I probably would not ever write without acknowledging that it is a bit douchey.

So, here is your first Douchey Thought of the Day!

I have thought about it, and I do not believe that I can be sexually attracted to a girl who uses the word "frolic" in regular conversation to describe her actions or something she wishes to do.
I'm not saying there is anything wrong with the word, or anything wrong with someone who would use the word, or even that a girl who uses the word cannot be hot--I just don't think it works its way into the vocabulary of girls that I am fully attracted to.

While writing this, I have come up with my newest challenge for myself: if the word "frolic" is a no go, what is a word that I really enjoy when a girl uses? Stay tuned.